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8/6/15

5:42 pm

Our Cheese Wheel Chart Has 65 Delightful Cheeses From Around The World

 

7/8/15

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Baste blackheads in baking soda, munch marshmallows for a sore throat, and soak your feet in hot water to fight migraines: The top health hacks for everyday ailments

  • Life hacks from around the web promise to help common health concerns
  • Sauna time can help smokers quit and a water bottle can ease sore feet 
  • Baking soda can cure blackheads AND draw out splinters
  • Duct tape can prevent and soothe blister pain when band aids don’t work

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3152855/Use-baking-soda-blackheads-eat-marshmallows-soothe-sore-throats-soak-feet-hot-water-cure-migraines-health-hacks-everyday-ailments.html#ixzz3fLEEsqv5
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6/27/15

9:43 am

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6/22/15

9:31 am

It’s bad enough when they get stuck up a tree! Pilots’ shock to find a CAT clinging on to the wing of their glider thousands of feet up in hilarious video

  • Moggy had crawled into the wing of an open-cockpit glider for a nap
  • It was filmed emerging in the cockpit looking terrified and confused
  • After spotting the surprise passenger, the pilot quickly landed the aircraft
  • Amazingly the cat escaped from the incident in French Guiana unhurt 

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3134295/It-s-bad-stuck-tree-Pilots-shock-CAT-clinging-wing-glider-thousands-feet-hilarious-video.html#ixzz3dnVdFKN5
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Terrified: The man and woman were oblivious to their surprise passenger until it emerged in the cockpit

 

 

5/26/15

8:58 pm

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5/25/15

7:29 pm

Down boy! Amazing dog learns to bounce on children’s trampoline to clear 6ft fence and escape the back garden to follow his owner to work

  • Paddy, a Labrador-Collie cross followed his owner to work one morning
  • He had been left in kennel in his owner’s garden in Croy, north Lanarkshire
  • Animal used a child’s trampoline to gain height to hurl himself over fence
  • He learned the trick after playing with his owner’s 11-year-old son  

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3096146/Down-boy-Amazing-dog-learns-bounce-children-s-trampoline-escape-garden-follow-owner-work.html#ixzz3bCDRSpgQ
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5/16/15

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5/12/15

5:22 pm

The Constitution has either authorized such a government as we have had, or has been powerless to prevent it. In either case, it is unfit to exist. – Lysander Spooner

4/21/15

1:26 pm

The Ship Breakers of Bangladesh: VICE INTL

“There aren’t too many places left in the world where the practice of ship breaking—scrapping old ships for metal—can still exist. These days, environmental and labor regulations in the developed world have displaced the practice to India, Bangladesh, and Pakistan, where cargo carriers are salvaged for their steel.”

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6:40 am

What unusual phrases does YOUR region use? Interactive grammar map reveals bizarre language differences across the U.S.

  • In New York and California, there is a tendency for people to use the word ‘so’ in sentences to increase drama
  • Phrases such as ‘here’s you a water bottle’ are common in the south, but people in the north find it strange 
  • To find more examples of unusual grammar use, zoom in on the map below and click on a red location marker

‘Unlike variation in phonology (often referred to as accent) and in the lexicon (different words), variation in grammatical systems within English has for the most part not been systematically investigated,’ says Larry Horn, professor of linguistics and philosophy at Yale University.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3047678/What-unusual-phrases-does-area-use-Interactive-grammar-map-reveals-bizarre-language-differences-US.html#ixzz3XwHs5D9x
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4/15/15

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4/8/15

4:30 pm

We’re home! Video captures the moment population of wild bison are reintroduced to Alaska after species disappeared from state a century ago

  • Alaska Department of Fish and Game biologist delivered the animals
  • The land mammals followed his snowmobile dropping alfalfa cubes
  • They travelled a mile and crossed the Innoko River to Lower Innoko
  • New location should start producing sedge for the bison to feed on

The moment was captured on video and shows Alaska Department of Fish and Game Biologist Tom Seaton leading 100 wood bison to freedom on a snowmobile.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3030361/Video-captures-Wild-wood-bison-reintroduced-Alaska-time-100-years.html#ixzz3Wkg1I5L4
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4/6/15

7:39 am

Trash Wave: Indonesian surfer Dede Surinaya catches a wave in a remote but garbage-covere

4/3/15

9:42 am

Lifesize model of the Tabernacle

Inside a full size tabernacle replica- Photo by bible places (please visit!)

3/27/15

7:42 pm

I’m ape over you! Iris the chimpanzee finally finds true love after being rescued from ‘hellhole jail’

  • In March 2015 Iris was retrieved from a roadside zoo in Georgia following an undercover PETA investigation 
  • She had reportedly been kept alone in a ‘tiny and dark cell’ for three years
  • The ape was re-homed her at the Save the Chimps sanctuary in Florida
  • Keepers say it was love at first sight when she met 40-year-old Abdul

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3014770/I-m-ape-Iris-chimpanzee-finally-finds-true-love-rescued-hellhole-jail.html#ixzz3VdHiGBeV
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3/24/15

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3/23/15

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3/12/15

11:49 am

Giant 14ft, 800lb stingray is the biggest freshwater fish ever caught with a line and rod after TV presenter reels it in in Thailand

  • Caught by American Jeff Corwin on the Mae Klong river earlier this week
  • Several fishermen spent nearly two hours reeling in the massive ray 
  • Guinness Book of World Records lists Mekong giant catfish, weighing up to 660lbs, as ‘world’s largest freshwater fish’

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2991386/Giant-14ft-800lb-stingray-biggest-freshwater-fish-caught-line-rod-TV-presenter-reels-Thailand.html#ixzz3UBbGIwit
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A stingray weighing nearly 800lb is thought to be the largest freshwater fish ever caught by rod and line

3/1/15

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2/28/15

11:28 am

Hippo goes for a swim in the sea as it enjoys three-day stay on Mozambique beach to the amazement of locals

  • Regulars to the sleepy beach town of Ponta Do Oura were left gobsmacked by their surprise visitor
  • ‘Mr Hippo’ would walk through the surf then go for a long swim in the sea to cool off from the day’s sun
  • Hippopotamus – or ‘horse of the river’ – are usually found in the country’s rivers, lakes and swamps  

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2972454/Dippopotamus-Hippo-goes-swim-sea-enjoys-three-day-stay-Mozambique-beach-amazement-locals.html#ixzz3T3dq57JE
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Making waves: The surf proves no problem for this hippopotamus to negotatiate. Mr Hippo has amused locals with his daily dips in the sea

2/27/15

2:31 am

2/25/15

12:06 pm

The city of Edmonton is considering adding an eleven kilometer (seven mile) ‘freezeway’ that will allow residents to skate to work, with a pilot project planned for as early as next winter.

“With an average temperature of -12C (9.5F) in the heart of winter, and home to seven city-owned outdoor skating rinks, Edmonton, Alberta is no stranger to the cold.”

See more at:   http://www.orrazz.com/2015/02/the-city-of-edmonton-is-considering.html

2/24/15

6:25 pm

Giant 8ft 9in catfish weighing 19 stone caught in Italy is thought to be the biggest ever reeled in with a rod and line

  • Fisherman caught an 8ft 9in long catfish weighing 19 stone in Italy
  • Could be the biggest ever catfish hooked with a humble rod and line
  • Dino Ferrari caught the massive wels catfish last week in the Po Delta
  • But the biggest catfish ever hooked weighed 22st and was 9ft long

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2967097/Giant-8ft-9in-catfish-weighing-19-stone-caught-Italy.html#ixzz3ShwuR9uj
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Dino Ferrari hooked the huge wels catfish, which was 2.67m in length, last week in the Po Delta in Italy

2/23/15

5:08 am

Scientists shocked after CT scan of 1,000-year-old Buddha statue reveal mummified remains of meditating monk

  • Mummified remains in the statue date back to the 11th or 12th Century
  • Researchers knew there was a mummy in statue but were shocked to find that the monk was missing all of his organs
  • Study determined the mummy was that of Buddhist master Liuquan 

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2964089/Mummified-monk-inside-1-000-year-old-Buddha-statue-CT-scan.html#ixzz3SYrlvfXA
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2/21/15

4:42 pm

Collapse Survivor Explains Strategic Savagery: “You Have Two Choices – Fight To The Last or Run”

“If you hear that there is unit coming and they will torture and kill everyone in their way including your kids and woman, you have two choices: To fight to the last or run.”

“In the movies folks will fight to the last, but in reality most of the folks will simply run. The difference is like walking on edge of the sidewalk or walking on edge of a high building. In both cases you walk on edge but only in one case a wrong step has much worse consequences.”

“Terror needs to be dealt with brute force, before it spreads way too much to be contained. It is like disease.
You can get sick from terror, just like from pneumonia for example. Symptoms are fear,panic, doing illogical things, or having urge to run away before even you realize who is your enemy and how you can defeat it.”

Read more at:   http://www.shtfplan.com/headline-news/collapse-survivor-explains-strategic-savagery-you-have-two-choices-fight-to-the-last-or-run_02182015

2/19/15

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2/16/15

10:44 am

World’s 1st compact rotary 3D printer-cum-scanner unveiled in California

“The $2,200 device, created in Singapore with the help of a crowdfunding campaign, doesn’t require much knowledge of 3D software.”

See more here:   http://rt.com/news/232539-singapore-3d-printer-scanner/

2/12/15

8:33 pm

Loyal dog ‘Cissy’ runs away from her home, travels 20 blocks, turns up INSIDE hospital and sniffs out her cancer-stricken owner

  • Cissy the miniature schnauzer disappeared from her Cedar Rapids home
  • She had never ran away before but turned up 20 blocks away at the hospital
  • Owner Nancy Franck had been at Mercy Medical Center for two weeks
  • Security found the dog in the hallways and used her tags to call home
  • Cissy’s family have no idea how she knew to go to the hospital 

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2951068/She-wanted-mom-did-Dog-Cissy-runs-away-home-travels-20-blocks-goes-inside-hospital-foyer-owner-recovering-cancer-surgery.html#ixzz3RaIdtbfE
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2/11/15

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2/8/15

11:57 am

A swimmobile in New York City, 1960 found on Historical Pics

2/5/15

5:57 pm

Bigfoot spotted in Yellowstone National Park? Webcam footage captures what could be the elusive ape-like creature – and there are FOUR of them

  • Video of bison roaming in Yellowstone National Park shows four creatures int he background
  • A viewer of the video is convinced the creatures are beigfoots
  • The video cuts away soon after they appear 

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2941581/Bigfoot-spotted-Yellowstone-National-Park-Webcam-footage-captures-elusive-ape-like-creature-FOUR-them.html#ixzz3Qujm1f3B
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1/31/15

3:04 pm

Russian Streets Turns into Giant Ice Blocks after Water Pipes Burst During Storm

See more at:   http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/russian-streets-turns-into-giant-ice-blocks-after-water-pipes-burst-during-storm.html

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1/28/15

8:17 am

In This Small Alaskan Town Everyone Lives under the Same Roof

“Apart from residential apartments, the one-of-a-kind settlement also houses a police station, a health clinic, a convenience store, a laundromat, and a church in the basement. It really is inconceivable how missionaries, bartenders, city council members, policemen, and even drug dealers can co-exist in the same building, share the same facilities, and ride in the same elevator.”

Read more here:   http://www.odditycentral.com/travel/in-this-small-alaskan-town-everyone-lives-under-the-same-roof.html

1/26/15

7:26 pm

Indian PM meets Obama wearing a suit with his own name repeatedly sewn into it

  • Narendra Modi made a bold fashion choice to greet President Obama
  • Wore a dark suit with gold pinstripes and a check pocket square for talks
  • Close-up photographs revealed the words ‘Narendra Damodardas Modi’ 
  • Mr Obama praised Mr Modi’s sartorial flair, adding: ‘He has style’
  • But a supporter of the opposition party said: ‘The levels of megalomania and narcissism are unparalleled’

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2926935/Indian-PM-meets-Obama-wearing-suit-repeatedly-sewn-it.html#ixzz3PycpcaDE
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1/25/15

4:02 pm

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11:14 am

Do Some People Sense the Unseen?

“But it’s no metaphor—neural scans show that the brains of people with synesthesia light up in distinctive ways corresponding to the sensory overlap they report.”

“… if we haven’t had a particular experience, we aren’t inclined to give it much credence. As Nietzsche observed (and this could apply to highly sensitive people today), “Those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.” That is undeniably tough to do if you find the “dance” extraordinarily sensitive people do to be offbeat or weird.”

As one person wrote to the editors of Newsweek: “I am psychic … It is not something I have gone looking for. I have suppressed and denied it … and I have argued about it endlessly, but only with myself … I am convinced that there is a silent group of psychics in our culture, ridiculed and confused, lacking reproducible data and waiting to come into the spotlight.”

Read more here:   http://www.theepochtimes.com/n3/1219616-do-some-people-sense-the-unseen-part-3/

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1/24/15

6:23 pm

Make a drum kit out of THIN AIR: ‘Invisible’ gadget lets musicians play anywhere

  • AeroDrums make use of real-time motion-tracking technology
  • Users place reflective strips on their feet and hold reflective sticks 
  • Sony PlayStation 3 camera locks onto the strips to track movements
  • Software converts this into sound produced by a drum synthesiser

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2924321/Make-drum-kit-AIR-Invisible-gadget-lets-musicians-play-anywhere.html#ixzz3PmgIsT7s
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1/23/15

5:55 pm

Gerber announced its newest star and winning entry in the 5th annual Gerber Be Our Baby Photo Search 2014 as Grace from East Petersburg, Pennsylvania (pictured)

Meet the New Gerber Baby! Seven-month-old Grace from Pennsylvania wins competition to be new face of baby food firm

  • Grace from East Petersburg, Pennsylvania, was crowned the 2015 Gerber Baby
  • The adorable 7-month-old beat 180,000 babies for the title and $50,000 prize
  • For more than eight decades Gerber featured a sketch of Ann Turner Cook
  • Mrs Cook was the original brand model until the recent photo competition 

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2923194/Meet-New-Gerber-Baby-Seven-month-old-Grace-Pennsylvania-wins-competition-new-face-baby-food-firm.html#ixzz3Pgis9fH8
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1/22/15

2:43 pm

The real-life War Horse: Incredible story of stallion nicknamed ‘The Sikh’ who WALKED back to Britain from Russia after spending years delivering supplies to troops

  • Horse, nicknamed ‘The Sikh’, delivered supplies to First World War troops
  • Animal arrived at the frontline with devoted master Lieutenant A.C. Vicary
  • She was one of the one million horses sent to Western Front during war
  • Once war finished, horse walked back to England from southern Russia
  • Incredible tale echos plot of Michael Morpurgo’s award-winning War Horse

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2921124/The-real-life-War-Horse-Incredible-story-stallion-nicknamed-Sikh-WALKED-Britain-Russia-spending-years-delivering-supplies-troops.html#ixzz3Pa5Zm3I3
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1/21/15

11:43 am

List of medical kidnappings happening now in America

“The role of parenting itself is now criminalized across America, where parents who make informed, conscious medical decisions in the best interests of their children are subjected to armed government medical kidnappings of their children.”

Learn more:http://www.naturalnews.com/048348_medical_kidnappings_police_state_child_abuse.html#ixzz3PTVbHOMP

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1/20/15

7:24 am

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1/18/15

5:10 am

ICELAND BEER:

Believe it or not, it’s flavored with fin whale testicles smoked in sheep poop!

“We smoke the testicle by the old Icelandic way, with dried Sheep shit, and this method gives the beer a really unique smoke flavor,” said Steðji co-owner Dagbjartur Arilíusson. “At Thorrablot, we eat ram’s testicles, rotten shark, soured whale fat, etc, as we did in the old days. We think this product will suit the festival really well.”

Don’t you just wonder what early man was thinking?

Read more at:   http://beforeitsnews.com/watercooler-topics/2015/01/iceland-brewery-makes-beer-from-smoked-whale-testicles-2441186.html

1/16/15

4:27 am

The Beaver Slayers of Patagonia

It all began as a plan to import 25 pairs of beavers from Canada to Tierra del Fuego in southern Chile and Argentina in order to foster a fur trade in an economically stunted region of the continent, but has since spiraled severely out of the control.

Read more at:   http://motherboard.vice.com/read/beaver-slayers-of-patagonia?

1/10/15

6:20 pm

Large repertoire: 

The robot that turns any beach into an Etch-A-Sketch: Machine transforms anything its user can sketch into huge sand drawing

  • Research Disney’s latest creation is BeachBot, an autonomous robot that draws pictures on the beach using state of the art technology

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2904778/Disney-introduces-BeachBot-turtle-shaped-robot-draw-pictures-sand.html#ixzz3OSoNWBp8
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1/8/15

3:35 pm

Fun video

Flashmob recreates Rembrandt painting The Night Watch

1/6/15

9:10 am

venephobia.  the fear of varicose veins.

Mother’s phobia of developing varicose veins became so bad she asked doctors to amputate her healthy legs after having several panic attacks a day

  • Claire Jones suffers from venephobia – fear of developing varicose veins
  • The 39-year-old begged her GP to help her amputate her healthy legs
  • She would cross the street to avoid meeting old women in dresses 

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2897872/Mother-s-phobia-developing-varicose-veins-bad-asked-doctors-amputate-healthy-legs-having-panic-attacks-day.html#ixzz3O3C1N8vp
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1/3/15

9:44 am

“To be able to rock a shawl as a grown man, that’s amazing.”

Jamie Foxx Does Prince

12/29/14

1:27 pm

These shoes were made for CHARGING: Footwear generates enough power to recharge a phone as you walk

  • Ex-students of Carnegie Mellon University, Pennsylvania, invented insole
  • Insoles have a mechanical system inside them, which spins a generator
  • Generator allows power to be stored in a battery pack stored outside shoe 
  • Insoles provide two-and-a-half hours of phone charge from a one hour walk

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2889932/These-shoes-CHARGING-Footwear-generates-power-recharge-phone-walk.html#ixzz3NJRud2XQ
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12/20/14

9:26 am

Drone Footage Shows Extent of Damage From Greenpeace Stunt at Nazca Lines

See more at:   https://news.vice.com/article/drone-footage-shows-extent-of-damage-from-greenpeace-stunt-at-nazca-lines

12/18/14

7:38 am

Franz Fiebiger's depiction of the ancient Roman city of Aquileia, from an undisclosed date, has an estimated value of £1,200 to £1,900

12/16/14

3:40 am

This dog looks just like Connie!  Moves like her too.  I’ve gotta find a jump-rope.

12/12/14

9:57 am

Butt implants aged 12, waists crushed into painful straps for weeks and intestines removed by 16: Inside the extreme Venezuelan ‘beauty factories’ where girls go to shocking lengths to become Miss World

  • MailOnline visited the oldest beauty academy in Caracas where the current Miss Venezuela was taught
  • Boss told MailOnline of the shocking methods parents go to to ensure their daughter has a shot at winning pageants in country obsessed by beauty
  • Girls aged 12 have butt lifts, have intestines shortened to absorb less food at 16 and have plastic mesh sewn onto tongues to make it painful to eat
  • Venezuela has produced six Miss Worlds, seven Miss Universes, six Miss Internationals and two Miss Earths 
  • Parents push their daughters into academies as a way out of poverty 

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2868260/Butt-implants-aged-12-waists-crushed-painful-straps-weeks-intestines-removed-16-Inside-extreme-Venezuelan-beauty-factories-lengths-pump-Miss-World-winners.html#ixzz3LhCBZHDX
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12/11/14

3:30 pm

Centuries-old time capsule being removed from State House–Massachusetts

“The capsule is believed to contain artifacts that date to 1795 when it was first buried under the cornerstone of the building by Governor Samuel Adams, Paul Revere, and William Scollay, based on records found by the Patrick administration detailing a ceremony when the capsule was buried.”

See more:   http://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2014/12/11/officials-attempting-remove-massachusetts-state-house-time-capsule-from/GqKAGMB8zvxF6F3L7tWBpM/story.html

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12/10/14

4:59 pm

Greenpeace damages Nazca lines while setting up a banner.

Don’t you just love that?   Threatened species reproduce…ancient artifacts aren’t very renewable.  And just for crass publicity…

Read more at:   http://pocketsandshasha.blogspot.com/2014/12/greenpeace-damages-nazca-lines-while.html

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11/30/14

7:11 pm

No child’s play! Toy company creates strip club play set with lingerie-clad dancers, zebra-print decor and plastic dollar bills

  • Chicago-based Citizen Brick is selling a play set featuring a strip club scene
  • The Foxy Blox club comes with two female strippers in bikini tops, a hairy-chested male dancer and a stage with a pole 
  • The toy maker specializes in custom-printed Lego pieces but it not affiliated with The Lego Group
  • Strip club set is available to pre-order for $275

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2853482/Citizen-Brick-creates-strip-club-play-set-lingerie-clad-dancers-zebra-print-decor-plastic-dollar-bills.html#ixzz3KbHS21fW
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11/28/14

2:44 pm

Public school I suspect.

Watch hilarious moment teenage girl cuts into Thanksgiving two-bird roast… and gets hysterical because she thinks the turkey has been cooked with a ‘baby’ inside it

  • Racquel is smiling as she removes stuffing from the cooked turkey
  • But she is soon horrified when she finds a smaller, roasted bird inside
  • Her mother, who is filming the prank, laughs and asks: ‘Is it pregnant?’ 

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2853149/Watch-hilarious-moment-teenage-girl-thinks-Thanksgiving-turkey-pregnant.html#ixzz3KOVCCmx1
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11/16/14

4:57 pm

Friend: It is not just men who find companionship with the lifelike mannequins. Angela, pictured with Anna, bought her first doll in 2014 and owns two faces for the model so she can change her look and personality

Friend: It is not just men who find companionship with the lifelike mannequins. Angela, pictured with Anna, bought her first doll in 2014 and owns two faces for the model so she can change her look and personality

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2836514/Me-sex-doll-men-love-astonishingly-realistic-mannequins.html#ixzz3JGse5fXy
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4:32 am

Family inherit old building and unearth amazing vintage shoe store that was locked up for decades… and all the footwear is in perfect condition (albeit a little dusty)

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2836369/Family-unearth-amazing-vintage-shoe-store-locked-decades-inheriting-old-building-footwear-perfect-condition-albeit-little-dusty.html#ixzz3JDneWwPm
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11/15/14

5:00 pm

Simple Device Is Designed To Turn Any Smart Phone Into A Polaroid Camera

Like the big, clunky Polaroid cams from yesteryear, Prynt’s cases will allow users to instantly print any photo they snap with their phone.

More at:   http://news.distractify.com/pinar/prynt-instant-photos/

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11/14/14

5:24 pm

Parallels: As it was true in the early 19th century that people are involuntarily drawn to gawp and comment on people who are different, human nature is no different today. Just who is doing the exploiting is not the same

Parallels: As it was true in the early 19th century that people are involuntarily drawn to gawp and comment on people who are different, human nature is no different today. Just who is doing the exploiting is not the same

The 19th Century Kim: ‘Hottentot Venus’ whose big bottom sparked a global scandal 200 years before a certain Miss Kardashian

  • Sarah ‘Saartjie’ Baartman was shipped to Britain in 1810 and paraded as a freakshow display to entertain awestruck audiences
  • She came from a herding community of the indigenous Khoisan people who lived in a remote part of South Africa
  • The Khoisan, also dubbed the Bushmen and Hottentots, had pronounced buttocks which Europeans claimed showed how they were ‘primitive’  
  • Baartman was then taken to Paris and on her death in 1815 her genitals were put on display until they were returned to South Africa in 2002 
  • She became an icon of exploitation among race and gender lines 

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2834564/The-19th-Century-Kim-Hottentot-Venus-s-big-bottom-sparked-global-scandal-200-years-certain-Miss-Kardashian.html#ixzz3J5IbJsWD
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11/13/14

7:26 pm

7:02 am

“Altogether, more than eight hundred fish species are known to hoot, moan, grunt, groan, thump, bark, or otherwise vocalize.”

When Fish Shout

Read more:   http://sorendreier.com/when-fish-shout/

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11/8/14

3:40 pm

The real War Horse: Amazing story of how a father, son and their mare dodged shellfire together during bloody battles of First World War

  • Vernon Laurie was given Cupid, a mare, as 15th birthday present in 1911
  • Three years later, he and his father enlisted and trained horses for battle
  • For more than four years they travelled thousands of miles on the front line
  • The horses trudged through France and dragged guns through Sinai Desert
  • Their journey echoes plot of Michael Morpurgo novel War Horse 
  • Now Martin Laurie is sharing the story of his late relatives and their animals 

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2825709/The-real-War-Horse-Amazing-story-father-son-mare-dodged-shellfire.html#ixzz3IVnnWtLk
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11/4/14

9:21 am

The stomach-churning moment a huge LIVE fish is removed from a man’s intestine

  • Man had South American lungfish removed from his intestine
  • This eel-like fish can grow up to 125cm (4.10 ft) long
  • Fish was still alive when it was pulled out and had to be euthanised later
  • Man has now complained after his graphic operation was filmed
  • Video was leaked and went viral on the internet without his permission
  • Doctors and nurses are seen laughing and cheering during surgery
  • Inquiry has been launched and phones are now banned from the hospital  

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2820188/The-stomach-churning-moment-huge-LIVE-fish-removed-man-s-intestine.html#ixzz3I6qLIwaP
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A man was forced to have surgery to have a live South American lungfish removed from his intestines

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11/3/14

7:41 am

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11/1/14

8:45 am

I thought they only could change eye color in the Wizard of Oz!

Harris pictured at the 2014 BET Hip Hop Awards in Atlanta on September 20

Harris on Good Morning America on Thursday

‘They’re amazing’: R&B singer Tiny Harris defends eye implants after going to Africa for surgery to change colour from brown to ice grey

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/usshowbiz/article-2814935/Tiny-Harris-defends-implants-change-eye-color.html#ixzz3Hov0f8nb
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10/31/14

7:09 pm

Turkey’s new presidential palace unveiled – in pictures

The palace has been built inside Ataturk Forest Farm on the outskirts of Ankara.

Read more at:  http://www.theguardian.com/world/gallery/2014/oct/29/turkeys-new-presidential-palace-unveiled-in-pictures

10/30/14

6:14 pm

Addicted to your smartphone? There’s an APP for that! Offtime locks your handset to stop it distracting you

  • Offtime was developed by Berlin-based psychologist Alexander Steinhart
  • It lets users customise their connectivity – limiting app usage, calls and texts
  • When a phone is in Offtime mode, only pre-selected numbers can call or text
  • Users can also block the use of certain apps so they’re not a distraction
  • App reveals how much time is spent on certain apps to identify habits
  • Its effectiveness is backed up by a university-backed research paper 

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2814488/App-Offtime-people-addicted-smartphones.html#ixzz3HfXiL0WK
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10/29/14

6:37 am

Secret treasure: The cars have been in Upper Manhattan since 2010, after being kept in both the Flatiron district then Prospect Heights 

Thirty-six dusty Corvettes that belonged to artist Peter Max, but were stored for decades in public garages are finally set to be restored

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2811994/Hidden-treasures-Thirty-six-dusty-Corvettes-belonged-artist-Peter-Max-scrubbed-prepared-auction.html#ixzz3HWs981jW
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10/17/14

10:08 am

Tree Hugger!!!

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10/24/14

4:59 pm

Alberta, Canada

10/16/14

12:57 pm

Rarer sight than a black swan: Birds take up feeding carp as a hobby at nature reserve

  • The birds dip their dry feed in the water to moisten so its easier to swallow
  • The carp caught on to where the food was coming from and crowd around

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2795488/rarer-sight-black-swan-birds-feeding-carp-hobby-nature-reserve.html#ixzz3GKOXeFgq
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10/13/14

2:31 pm

The hearing aid for SPIES: Clip-on amplifier eavesdrops on conversations and even translates foreign languages in real time

  • LaLaLa – a conceptual device – looks like a futuristic hearing aid
  • It could let wearers hear a specific conversation in a noisy room
  • Gadget would silence background sounds to gain selective hearing
  • Creator of the concept said it would include an array of microphones and a camera to read gestures, and could become a reality in a year or two 
  • He thinks the device could replace smartphones and be worn constantly
  • Future iterations of the design could also translate foreign languages

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2788297/the-hearing-aid-spies-clip-amplifier-eavesdrops-conversations-translates-foreign-languages-real-time.html#ixzz3G3EVTODG
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10/10/14

7:15 pm

From sending supplies up Everest to couriering cranberry sauce to the Caribbean for Christmas dinner: The world’s STRANGEST delivery assignments revealed

  • London-based First Luggage was asked to deliver prosthetic leg to Canada
  • Even sent BBC camera equipment to film an episode of MasterChef
  • Sports personalities, and celebrities among those who rely on their services

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2785158/First-Luggage-reveals-world-s-strangest-delivery-assignments.html#ixzz3FmqUf2gt
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10/9/14

3:59 pm

Colorado pot shops introduce new low-dose ‘Rookie Cookie’ for marijuana novices after tourists get too high on potent medical-grade drugs

  • Pot activists fear stories of marijuana tourists taking too much THCcould hurt the industry
  • Companies are beginning to manufacture new products that have as little as 5mg of THC in them
  • Some new products are 15 times weaker than their regular-strength counterparts 

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2786015/New-pot-shop-Milder-marijuana-novices.html#ixzz3FgCoGqt5
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10/6/14

9:47 am

The wide web! Pensioner finds spider’s web stretching 6ft between his car and shed

  • Russell Harding, 74, found the web when he went to work in his garage
  • Sitting in the middle of the web was an inch-and-half garden spider
  • Appeared overnight in Colerne, Wiltshire, and disappeared three days later 

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2782008/Pensioner-s-shock-finding-SIX-FOOT-wide-spider-web-covering-garage.html#ixzz3FN9IWgpb
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'Mystified': The pensioner couldn't believe his eyes when he stepped outside and saw the six-foot web, which appears even bigger in the angle of this photograph

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10/5/14

9:07 am

Adventurer attempting to run 1,033 miles from Florida to Bermuda in a giant inflatable bubble is rescued by the Coast Guard – three days after he refused help and asked crew for directions

  • U.S. Citizen Reza Baluchi was saved by the coast guard from an inflatable bubble on Saturday 70 miles from St. Augustine Florida 
  • When first discovered on Wednesday, he was disoriented and asking for directions to Bermuda but he refused to end his journey
  • His bubble was stocked with water bottles and protein bars 
  • He was uninjured 
  • According to Baluchi’s website Runwithreza.org, he was on a mission to travel from Florida to Bermuda to raise money for charity
  • He previously ran 135 miles nonstop from Death Valley, California to Mt. Whitney,California
  • Baluchi built a plastic Hydro Pod to help him travel across the Bermuda Triangle where ships have been known to disappear mysteriously  
  • ‘The Bermuda Triangle is one of the deadliest stretches of ocean on Earth. Call him “crazy” but likes to roll the dice,’ the adventurer writes on his site 
  • Baluchi said he his attempting his travels to raise money for impoverished children 

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2780924/It-s-bird-It-s-plane-It-s-BUBBLE-Man-attempting-cross-1-033-MILES-legendary-Bermuda-Triangle-INFLATABLE-BUBBLE-rescued-coast-guard-Saturday-morning.html#ixzz3FH8xhZgk
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10/4/14

8:54 am

Hiker discovers abandoned Tennessee town untouched for over 100 years while trekking through Great Smoky Mountains National Park

  • Jordan Liles took photos of an abandoned town he found in Elkmont, Tennessee 
  • The town, untouched for over 100 years, is located in the Great Smoky Mountains National Park
  • Jordan also shot a video of the town as well 

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2779992/Hiker-discovers-abandoned-Tennessee-town-untouched-100-years-trekking-Great-Smoky-Mountains-National-Park.html#ixzz3FBEGPuz1
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10/1/14

11:29 am

Coyote hit by an SUV miraculously SURVIVES with just fractured legs after getting stuck in the bumper

  •  Mark Armour was on his way to work at the Waukegan, Illinois train station when he hit a coyote, but didn’t realize it was stuck in his bumper
  • ‘He said he thought he hit something, he could feel it, but he didn’t see anything,’ said animal control officer Amber Manley
  • The coyote’s legs were placed in casts and it was given antibiotics in the hopes it will be released into the wild at wintertime 
  • Mark Armour decided to name the coyote Vern 

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2775973/Coyote-hit-SUV-miraculously-SURVIVES-just-fractured-legs-getting-stuck-bumper.html#ixzz3EuKWpP7Y
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Coy-ootie: This adorable coyote miraculously survived being hit by an SUV and getting caught in the bumper 

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9/22/14

5:53 pm

Hopping mad! Bizarre video shows hungry amphibians crowding around footage of worms – with some even hurling themselves at the screen

  • The video was uploaded to YouTube by Ohio-based user Joe Myers
  • It shows an iPhone behind glass playing a video of wiggling worms
  • At one point, more than 17 leopard frogs scramble to get best view

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2765489/Hopping-mad-Bizarre-video-shows-hungry-amphibians-crowding-footage-worms-hurling-screen.html#ixzz3E5Gfs5jk
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The video (grab pictured) was uploaded to the YouTube by user Joe Myers. It shows an iPhone placed behind a sheet of glass. A clip of worms is then played on the device to a crowd of frogs

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9/21/14

11:25 am

The Creepy Story of How Budapest Became a “City of Smiles” in the 1930s

“A tragic suicide epidemic gripped Budapest, Hungary in the wake of World War I — and some believed it was all caused by a popular song. Even weirder than this idea, though, was how the city tried to combat the suicide problem with a “Smile Club.”

Read more at:   http://io9.com/the-creepy-story-of-how-budapest-became-a-city-of-smil-1635708606

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9/20/14

6:07 pm

Your eyes are not deceiving you. This girl really is riding what you think she is. Prepare to be amazed by the magic of…THE ZEBRA WHISPERER

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2763629/Your-eyes-not-deceiving-This-girl-really-riding-think-Prepare-amazed-magic-THE-ZEBRA-WHISPERER.html#ixzz3DtcwnpMD
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Nicky Davies riding Mombassa, the zebra that was sent from Longleat to work with 'whisperer' Gary Witheford

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6:43 am

This weekend, oddly enough, is Oktoberfest in

Frankenmuth, Michigan

(These people want to have the fastest wiener in Michigan.)

September 18-21

In 1990, in a move intended to both celebrate the reunification of Germany and spur tourism to the Michigan town of Frankenmuth, city officials decided to hold a traditional Oktoberfest in the town known as Michigan’s Little Bavaria. In 1996, the Frankenmuth Oktoberfest was officially sanctioned by the German parliament, making it the first festival outside of Munich to receive such an honor. The next year, the Munich-based brewer Hofbräuhaus became the event’s official sponsor, assuring that Frankenmuth Oktoberfest would have a steady stream of German beer—and financial support—to continue operation. Today, the festival features traditional German food, beer and music, as well as Wiener Dog Races, where dachshunds race for the title of Michigan’s fastest wiener.

Read more: http://www.smithsonianmag.com/travel/best-places-celebrate-oktoberfest-outside-munich-180952714/#MRG2HdP5oTmZ5EfM.99
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9/19/14

2:57 am

The Most Remarkable Newspaper in the World Is Written by a Bunch of Indian Street Kids

See more at:   http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/the-most-remarkable-newspaper-in-the-world-is-written-by-a-bunch-of-indian-street-kids.html

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9/16/14

5:22 pm

Postage stamps that played music!  In the seventies.

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9/10/14

7:30 pm

Dumbo jet! Baby elephant is squeezed into the back of a four-seater plane to escape poachers who slaughtered its family

  • Orphan, named Max, was rescued by Gary Roberts and other missionaries 
  • Poachers had slaughtered its family between Chad and Cameroon in Africa
  • It was squeezed into back of small plane, before being flown for treatment
  • Despite its rescue, it died just days later as result of traumatic experience

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2751184/Dumbo-jet-Baby-elephant-squeezed-four-seater-plane-escape-poachers-slaughtered-family.html#ixzz3CxUS5ivX
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9/8/14

7:03 pm

Real life Crocodile Dundee! 84-year-old Australian hunter lives with the largest captive croc in the world (but admits the reptile would eat him given the chance)

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2747806/Real-life-Crocodile-Dundee-84-year-old-Australian-hunter-lives-largest-captive-croc-world-admits-reptile-eat-given-chance.html#ixzz3Clgkaunx
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9/5/14

7:54 pm

Man granted divorce because his wife wanted TOO MUCH sex: Exhausted Indian couldn’t satisfy his partner’s ‘insatiable lust’

  • Husband begged to be released from marriage to sex-crazy spouse 
  • Claimed she gave him medication and alcohol to boost his sexual appetite 
  • Said his efforts to resist wife’s advances were met with abuse 

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2745189/Man-granted-divorce-wife-wanted-TOO-MUCH-sex.html#ixzz3CUM2wBPw
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9/1/14

9:46 pm

‘The colour of his skin is of no concern’: The black mother who gave birth to a white baby – beating odds of a million-to-one

  • Catherine says the midwife did a double take when she gave birth
  • Despite her being unaware of any white heritage, son Jonah is white
  • Both mother and father say all they care about is that Jonah is healthy
  • Doctors say this extremely rare phenomenon is down to recessive genes
  • It is likely Catherine carries a recessive gene for white skin
  • The chance of this expressing itself is about one in a million

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2739797/The-colour-skin-no-concern-Jonah-healthy-happy-baby-matters-Million-one-white-baby-born-surprised-black-mother.html#ixzz3C7PpKDnz
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8/23/14

6:18 pm

Meet the ‘coywolf’ a hybrid of a wolf and a coyote which is taking over the northeast of the U.S.

  • The wild animal has been spotted roaming around West Virginia and in the land north of the Great Lakes
  • The animal has 1/4 wolf DNA, 2/3 coyote DNA and the rest is from dog
  • The coywolf can be 40 per cent larger than the Western coyote, with powerful wolf-like jaws
  • Over the past decade, the coywolf has emerged after wolves were hunted and forced north and coyotes moved east from the Great Plains

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2732657/Meet-coywolf-hybrid-wolf-coyote-taking-northeast-U-S.html#ixzz3BFx4meTY
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8/19/14

7:15 pm

NSA–Vintage data storage? The maintenance area at Arlington Hall Station, the Army’s cryptologic headquarters in northern Virginia in the 1950s.

Not quite  Bluffdale  is it?

The NSA “Meade-mobile”

The “Miss NSA pageant:

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7/31/14

5:48 pm

‘Keep it right here on Morning Jew’: MSNBC host makes flub after interviewing Israeli ambassador

  • Mika Brzezinski had quizzed ambassador to U.S. Ron Dermer on Gaza crisis
  • But host slipped up when popular show Morning Joe went to commercial
  • She called the show ‘Morning Jew’ before immediately correcting herself

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2711737/Keep-right-Morning-Jew-Host-liberal-favorite-MSNBC-makes-embarrassing-flub.html#ixzz395LFrruU
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7/28/14

6:56 am

‘I Can Smell a Rainbow’

“Around 70 types of synaesthesia have been identified, and while some are rare, others are surprisingly common. It’s likely that you, or someone you know, is quite certain that each letter of the alphabet has a colour, or can describe the images they see when they listen to music.”

“These are not metaphorical or whimsical imaginings; for synaesthetes, these intertwined sensations are a fact of life, automatic and everyday, unchanging and very real. For me, Monday is red in the same way that grass is green.”

Read more at:   http://sorendreier.com/i-can-smell-a-rainbow/

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7/23/14

7:10 pm

The sunset that was Heaven-sent: Clouds parting after storm appear to show God-like man looking down on people of Norfolk

  • The picture was taken by interim company finance director Mr Jeremy Fletcher, 56
  • He was stood on the beach at Snettisham looking out to The Wash – a wide estuary between Norfolk and Lincolnshire

The face is looking straight back at Mr Fletcher as he took the photograph and appears to be gazing over Norfolk's famously flat landscape

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7/20/14

3:52 pm

Minnesota Meat Shop Makes Gummy-Bear Bratwursts

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Read more at:   http://www.odditycentral.com/foods/minnesota-meat-shop-makes-gummy-bear-bratwursts.html#more-41673

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7/19/14

5:42 pm

I’m sorry!: Charlie the guilty dog showers crying baby with gifts to apologize for stealing her toy

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2698523/Im-sorry-Charlie-guilty-dog-showers-crying-baby-gifts-apologize-stealing-toy.html#ixzz37x9MWDwX
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7/17/14

10:38 am

Extraordinary junkyard dog travels same dangerous four-mile route every night for three years to get food for her animal friends

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2695354/Extraordinary-junkyard-dog-travels-dangerous-four-mile-route-night-three-years-food-animal-friends.html#ixzz37jjy3YrY
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7/15/14

4:48 pm

Would you take the DNA test for LOVERS? $150 test claims to reveal if you and your partner really do have chemistry

  • A company in Ontario, Canada, created the kit, to test chemistry between lovers before ‘a life-changing commitment is made’
  • It comprises two biological and one psychological test for CAD$149 (£81)
  • One test determines how two people’s brains process serotonin, another analyses their genetic make-up – all from a cheek swab
  • The company claims its compatibility test is the first to be backed by scientific and psychological research that can be done at home

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2692728/Would-YOU-DNA-test-lover-really-chemistry-150-test-claims-reveal-compatible.html#ixzz37ZXpjOvj
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7/13/14

8:43 am

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny  iprmoetnt  tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

The Truth About English: Phonics, Phonetics, Etymology

Read more at:   http://www.zengardner.com/truth-english-phonics-phonetics-etymology/

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7/11/14

6:23 am

Tequila on the hoof!  I’ve spent lots of hours sitting by this plant!

“Now THAT’S a late bloomer: Agave plant that will bloom only once begins to flower – after 80 years”

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2687950/Now-THATS-late-bloomer-Agave-plant-bloom-dies-begins-80-years.html#ixzz379cMrYnJ
Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

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7/9/14

4:41 pm

Undeniable: A Louisiana line cook made this miraculous discovery while slicing eggplants at a Baton ROuge restaurant

Father, son and the holy vegetable: Cook finds God…in an eggplant

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2686058/Father-son-holy-vegetable-Cook-finds-God-eggplant.html#ixzz370RBxGEu
Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

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7/6/14

4:57 pm

Fat camps for obese pets are a thing now

Read more at:   http://www.cbc.ca/newsblogs/yourcommunity/2014/07/fat-camps-for-obese-pets-are-a-thing-now.html

7/4/14

5:52 am

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7/2/14

3:36 pm

Nazi poster girl who was declared the ideal Aryan baby in propaganda material is revealed to have been JEWISH

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2677633/Nazi-poster-girl-declared-ideal-Aryan-baby-propaganda-leaflets-revealed-JEWISH.html#ixzz36LF1as2k
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7/1/14

3:09 am

I’ve sat in smaller chairs waiting to board!

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6/28/14

5:21 pm

14 Amazing Professions From History

Can you guess what a knocker-upper is?

Read more at:   http://blogs.ancestry.com/cm/2014/05/21/14-amazing-professions-from-history/?utm_source=taboola&utm_medium=referral&o_xid=60688&o_lid=60688&o_sch=Content+Marketing

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6/26/14

7:25 am

Upside down: Neighbors and witnesses rushed to the duo's help after their blue Honda sedan came to rest on its side on the tree-lined Linda Flora Drive in Bel Air

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6/23/14

9:59 pm

25 Reasons Why Scotland Must Be On Your Bucket List
Read more at http://www.the-open-mind.com/25-reasons-why-scotland-must-be-on-your-bucket-list/#PThqqPpCF5O5f2zH.99

6/22/14

4:39 pm

Mysterious ‘background noise’ in the brain that gives us free will

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2665089/Scientists-determine-free-humans-stems-background-noise-brain.html#ixzz35P13hQw7
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6/20/14

6:17 am

The Rise and Fall of Nikola Tesla

Watch here:   http://www.ted.com/talks/marco_tempest_the_electric_rise_and_fall_of_nikola_tesla#t-339797

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6/15/14

12:28 pm

Sandy Hook Redux: Obama officials confirm that it was a drill and no children died

“Paul Preston had obtained information from officials in the U.S. Department of Education of the Barack Obama administration, who confirmed to him on the basis of their own personal knowledge that:

(1) it had been a drill;

(2) no children had been killed; and,

(3) it had been done to promote an anti-gun agenda.”

– See more at: http://www.thedailysheeple.com/sandy-hook-redux-obama-officials-confirm-that-it-was-a-drill-and-no-children-died_062014#sthash.Sz1UDJHk.dpuf

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6/12/14

Isaac said, “Have you ever been to a club?”  No.

Josh wrote a short story that Isaac says is very good.  Josh refuses to  capitalize or use punctuation.  (For poetry this might work, for communication on lesser levels we gotta be precise.  For now. )  Isaac says Josh just absolutely does not care what the rules say.  He is free.  My father set him free by destroying his parent’s authority.  (George is a very kind, generous man, but he doesn’t see the shots coming.  I never did either until everybody I loved screwed me over.)   Josh  understands cultures and motivations.   “Yeah, they’re really, really penis-personified, but they could maybe be a mensch. ”  (If Adam and I were together, we could kick ass and make product and he wouldn’t even have to teach coding for very long.)  I’d cook for anybody who came along.  This is the end-time battle between good and evil.  (So far it looks like a battle between apathy and don’t-give-a-fuck.)

Isaac gave tours to a half-dozen people, he took them through the New-Age-Apocolypse-Murals-from-Hell in the bowels of the Denver airport.  (I’d been showing him pictures of them since he was seven.)  I  stopped at that airport once before the murals were there.  I went through Denver on  my way to Nogales where my grandparents were missionaries when I was a little girl.   My dad carried a long skinny box containing a scrunched-up Christmas tree from northern Michigan where my grandparents grew up.  Have you seen Nogales since America’s  “War” on Drugs?   When I was little it just looked poor.  ( In Mexico they hang whistleblowers from the overpass.  How long before Obama tries that?  I wonder.)

Isaac is sorting  his stash of brochures from every single candidate we’ve ever met.  He views it as a resource but I laugh a lot.  Josh and Isaac and I made incredible sandwiches from everything in the fridge and a number of ingredients that should probably have been refrigerated.  Jalapenos all around and sweet polish dill pickles.  One of Isaac’s gurus asked what he’d most wish to eat and with whom:  cheesecake with Bob Dylan.  Another guy told him that “Cheesecake with Bob Dylan” was  a great book title, and possible to attain. and experience.   (That  guy knows Richard Branson. )   Isaac knows a guy who knows  Elon Musk.   Isaac is also funny, he says:  “Praise God!  He’s delivered us from the satellite rapes!  We can trust Google now!”

Michael lives in Toronto, he plans to be a fine musician.  He studies piano, guitar, bass and voice.   Isaac is auditioning with Michael’s recommended voice teacher via Skype tomorrow.  Isaac has located a seven-bedroom house in Boulder, advertised as perfect for “group-homes.”  (I told him it’s gotta be a  slum that’s intended for undergrads who will party it into the ground so the rentier can either 1) avoid the cost of tearing it down, or 2) collect on insurance. )  He says his dad and I cannot stay together.  He’d like George to kick me out.   He says I can stay in Boulder for a week or two but if I want to stay longer I’ll have to pull my own weight and not expect to party with his friends.

UN people are either duped or they are evil.  “Duped for a purpose,”   says Isaac, my brother. of kinder deportment.    He said I was duped into running for Congress.     Isaac knows how it is to desire to do things better every time and he knows how it feels when nobody recognizes that compulsion.   It’s a curse but it is also God.  We grow.  College teaches mediocrity at its  highest exposure.    That’s the nice thing about playing the piano…if you’re out of tune it’s not your fault.  Everything is a metaphor.  I couldn’t play a horn now for anything.  My embouchure is  out of practice.  Isaac blows his own horn.  I’m always learning.

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He’s playing Pink Floyd and I’m determined not  to cry.  “Wish You Were Here” usually makes me wail.   He went to a club!  He touched everybody in the room.  He locked eyes with a person and recognized it was significant…later it happened again.  (I’ve had that happen in gas stations…I suppose a “club” has different connotations. )  I want him to play  Killerz.   Oh, yeah…   “I got soul, but I’m not a  SOLDIER.”  (He doesn’t like it when my “harmony” is sarcastic.  He says,  “your witnesses all hear your jokes and they love you, right Mom?” )   The best times are when Isaac plays and sings for me, and when Joshua teaches me history.    One day I’ll give them great days  too.  Torture gave them years of bad days, and stole their mother.

He says George wants to hunt…and maybe to learn Karate.   Asking , he gently twirled his hand a couple of times to prompt his father…and …” (he was hoping to hear about his father’s desire for some hot babe between the camouflage sheets… )  George expressed no desire for a woman.   Isaac is smarter than nearly anyone.  And he sings!   “You gotta help me out, you know you gotta help me out, don’t you put me on the back burner, you know you gotta help me out…you’re gonna bring yourself down, you’re gonna bring yourself down.  You’re gonna bring yourself down.    When there’s nowhere else to run, is there room for one more son?”

“I got soul but I’m not a soldier. I got soul but I’m not a soldier…[raise octave.]…(I always have to stand up at this part.)…”I got SOUL but I’m not a SOLDIER!  I GOT SOUL BUT I’M NOT A SOLDIER!  I GOT SOUL BUT I’M NOT A SOLDIER.  I GOT SOUL BUT I’M NOT A SOLDIER!”   Isaac is going home now.    Soon he will go to Boulder and fly frequently to Toronto, where Michael is establishing a recording studio.  Joshua has friends in Toronto as well, and I have a church home  there.  We are an extraordinary family and we will need a place to sleep.  Also we require two trust accounts, gold, silver, one extended-cab-American-pick-up-truck and one Cadillac convertible with automatic transmission and a kick-ass sound machine.  And the good-will of those I’ve loved through thick and thin.  “And this lamp.”  –Steve Martin.  The Jerk.

I don’t usually use  polls because I know full well how little our opinions matter.  But, I’m thinking of calling Adam.  I don’t even have his phone number but I told God that if he gave me the number I’d call.  Adam is a  LOT scarier than the NSA.  (And God knows he’s smarter…)   Any comments?

PS–Knowing Adam makes me wonder if all the hackers are that smart.  How about the goons?  Are they as smart as Adam but took illegal, soul-besmirching jobs?  They could fix this mess pronto.  If they do not, I presume Jesus might take Issue with their negligence regarding great gifts in unusual times.  Selah.

PPS-  Same message to my lying father:  You know things that could help others but instead you choose to cover your sorry ass.  This is not adult, this is not smart and you are found out.  Speak up.  My boys need you.  I no longer need you.  You need me.  Amen.

6/7/14

1:07 am

BUILDING THE GREATEST CATHEDRALS 

How did they do it?

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5/29/14

11:18 am

Illuminati Seek Control of Tunnel/Alien Base Found Inside Romania’s Bucegi Mountains with Giant Skeletons (20+ ft tall)

“In a disturbing display of images, the existence of Jesus and his crucifixion was also presented. The projections revealed that many of those who witnessed the crucifixion came there from other historical periods.”

“They were wearing the same kind of clothing as the rest of the people, but their facial features were different, hence they were constantly covering their faces. The hologram also presented fragments from the spiritual lives of other exceptional characters of mankind’s distant past, including people that we know nothing of.”

Read more at:   http://12160.info/forum/topics/illuminati-seek-control-of-tunnel-alien-base-found-inside-romania

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5/22/14

9:46 pm

I heard Buddy Rich one time.  Poor man was doing concerts for high school jazz bands!

(Who is that skinny black guy, by the way?)

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5/15/14

7:41 am

This guy opened an abandoned shed and found this stellar hornet nest.

Read more here:   http://news.distractify.com/fun/he-opened-the-door-to-his-shed-after-a-few-years-and-oh-dear-god-no/

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5/12/14

9:27 am

The Missing Secrets Of Nikola Tesla

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5/4/14

5:19 pm

1929_cuba_curtiss

See more vintage suitcase-stickers here:   http://www.messynessychic.com/2014/04/04/lets-time-travel-airline-luggage-labels/

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5/3/14

7:03 am

I Bet You Never Knew Pottery Could Be This Awesome (23 pics)

Here:   http://www.orrazz.com/2014/04/i-bet-you-never-knew-pottery-could-be.html

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4/27/14

2:13 pm

Zebra-donkey

zonkey!

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4/25/14

1 am

Check out this great axe from Finland.

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4/22/14

6:17 am

My great-grandpa was a lumberjack with a handlebar mustache that still pumps testosterone from black-and-white photographs.  Tom Casperson’s people were loggers too.  We’re yoopers.  We’re accountable for our land since we call ourselves Christians.

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4/18/14

1:23 pm

Lightening broke Jesus’ finger off the statue of Christ the Redeemer in Rio

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4/14/14

6:10 am

A Pyramid in the Middle of Nowhere Built To Track the End of the World

“A huge pyramid in the middle of nowhere tracking the end of the world on radar. An abstract geometric shape beneath the sky without a human being in sight. It could be the opening scene of an apocalyptic science fiction film, but it’s just the U.S. military going about its business, building vast and other-worldly architectural structures that the civilian world only rarely sees.”

http://gizmodo.com/a-pyramid-in-the-middle-of-nowhere-built-to-track-the-e-156275313yramid-in-the-middle-of-nowhere-built-to-track-the-e-1562753133

A Pyramid in the Middle of Nowhere Built To Track the End of the World

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4/10/14

9:37 am

16 Children & Their Bedrooms From Around the World…

Read more: http://www.trueactivist.com/16-children-their-bedrooms-from-around-the-world/

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4/2/14

11:42 am

National Geographic Traveler photo contest 2014 – in pictures

National Geographic Traveler Photo Contest

See more at:   http://www.theguardian.com/travel/gallery/2014/apr/02/national-geographic-traveler-photo-contest-2014-in-pictures

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3/31/14

2:29 am

The Churches of Antarctica

trinity

See more at:   http://prettyawfulthings.com/2014/03/26/the-churches-of-antarctica/

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3/26/14

4:46 am

25 Strangest Things Banned By Governments Around The World

In China you can’t reincarnate without prior permission. Karma-kops…wonder how many people apply?

– See more at: http://govtslaves.info/25-strangest-things-banned-governments-around-world/#more-33041

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3/20/14

8:11 pm

Giraffe kisses dying zoo worker final goodbye

Read more at:   http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/giraffe-kisses-dying-zoo-worker-final-goodbye-9207114.html

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3/17/14

10:35 pm

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3/10/14

5:52 am

FBI declassifies files showing  Hitler did not die in Germany

Read more at:   http://illuminatireview.com/fbi-declassifies-files-showing-hitler-die-germany/

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2/25/14

1:30 pm

2/19/14

8:38 pm

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2/17/14

5:02 am

ANTARCTIC LASER WEAPON Orbit Laser !

2/7/14

10:42 am

1/29/14

9:45 am

A Blueprint for the Enslavement of America

Story of Joseph here:   http://www.omegashock.com/2014/01/27/a-blueprint-for-the-enslavement-of-america/

1/13/14

5:28 pm

Google soon to be the largest government contractor.

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12/29/13

3:04 am

Master Wood Carver’s
Astounding Achievement

The piece won the Guinness World Record for the longest wooden carving and measures over 40ft (specifically, it is 12.286 meters long, is 3.075 meters tall at it highest point, and is also 2.401 meters wide).

See more at:   http://rense.com/general96/wood.html

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12/27/13

5:58 pm

“In truth, I don’t know what spirits are; and this is said after twenty years of intimate acquaintance with them. The problem is that we humans tend to impose features of the known upon the unknown.”

“My materialist friends, who reject the existence of spirits, do usually credit my integrity. They don’t question my belief that spirits are communicating with me, but they think that I’m mistaken in my interpretation that the spirits are outside of me rather than parts of my own psyche.”

Read more here: http://www.wakingtimes.com/2013/12/25/spirits/

12/19/13

8:15 pm

I’m not good looking.  I figure the best thing I got going on as a female is my lack of drama. ( People don’t rightly recognize drama.  People mistake passion for drama.   Drama is conflict.  I wish no conflict for any person within my influence.  I  can’t be responsible if their definitions are faulty. )  I am astonished at drag queens.  I can commiserate though, when I look at pictures of men in make-up and high heels.   As I wonder how they can keep their eyes open with all that eyeshadow and mascara,  I share their lust.  I too, would like to be the embodiment of the Western caricature of femininity. Paint might accomplish it.   Paint can never make you a woman.  Of course, if a man actually wanted to be a woman, why would he want to be a real one?

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12/17/13

1:06 pm

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12/12/13

3:13 am

Wi-fi can track a person through walls.

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12/09/13

9:01 am

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12/06/13

7:51 pm

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12/05/13

12:35 pm

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12/04/13

4:30 pm

“The drones to facial recognition will patrol the streets 24 hours a day. Officers will interrogate individuals suspected of criminal acts or searched directly through speakers and microphones installed in the drones, but soon, they can be provided with appliances capable of neutralizing on-site suspects pending the intervention of the law enforcement officers.”

READ THE ABOVE PARAGRAPH AGAIN!

– See more at: http://131.253.14.98/proxy.ashx?h=zFiPNK3GYS7muvbmjQz82tyvPPuD0XeU&a=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.journaldemourreal.com%2Fmontreal-nord-le-spvm-deploiera-des-drones-a-reconnaissance-faciale%2F#sthash.R4A40po6.dpuf

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11/29/13

10:20 pm

Understanding the Impact of Snowden on Information Technology

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11/27/13

3:54 am

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11/23/13

10:11 am

Michigan gets more government (and more crony capitalism…) thanks to our Senator Tom Casperson, a “small-government Republican.”   This is corporate welfare!

2013 Senate Bill 397: Expand a corporate/developer subsidy regime

  1. Introduced by Sen. Tom Casperson (R) on May 29, 2013, to authorize creation of a sixth “Next Michigan Development Corporation,” which is a government agency that gives tax breaks and subsidies to particular corporations or developers selected by political appointees on the entity’s board for projects meeting extremely broad “multi-modal commerce” criteria (basically, any form of goods-related commerce). The new entity would be in the Upper Peninsula.
    • Referred to the Senate Economic Development Committee on May 29, 2013.
      • Reported in the Senate on September 19, 2013, with the recommendation that the bill pass.
  2. Passed 33 to 4 in the Senate on September 26, 2013.

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11/22/13

6:01 pm

Rational blind guy gets dissed.

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11/15/13

First day of firearm hunting season.

“Walls on the ground reflect walls that already exist in the mind.”

From a historical perspective, no physical wall can be permanent. Things change and walls crumble.”

More here:   http://truthaholics.wordpress.com/2013/11/15/balls-to-israels-culture-of-walls/

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November 14, 2013

2:35

So I skyped from my bedroom into the boss’s lair (he was a paralyzed guy who got very pissed off to find himself pissed on by my inexperience and lack of training), “Marv.  I will not engage in a power struggle with you for one very good reason.  I choose  to do everything your way.”  He called me loony when I left.  He also wouldn’t pay me.  Can you understand some people?

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November 13, 2013

3:45 pm

My friend got me high.  His urine will not be smelled by the government until January.  I’m eating.  I’d tried to eat two times today and ended up giving my food to Connie.  It is nice to have the munchies.  Also, marijuana makes it easier for me to interact with people who do not see God.  He’s there, they’re stupid, pot helps.  Transferring from one realm to the other is the only problem I have, actually.  If I can stay in the Spirit I don’t have to remember anything.  The Holy Ghost lets me know whatever I need to know.  I dislike being dragged back into time where I have to catch up.  It’s pointless.  Switching from Spirit-led to Mind-led.  Like I said, pot helps.
“I’m sorry you couldn’t go with them Connie, it wasn’t my decision.”  That’s pretty self-defensive isn’t it?  Almost as if I expected the dog to judge me.  Did I remember to say people tried to make me crazy?  That’s pretty self-defensive isn’t it?  Connie wants to be with me, but she wants to have more fun than I’m having.  I’m in the same situation.
One of the worst things about leaving the Spirit is that I find myself back in my body.  Always a disappointment until I get my thoughts together and remember that it is not real.  Some people drag me back.  I can think of two reasons a person would force me from that place of freedom:  1)  ignorance, or 2)  malice.  I must deal with both of them.  I will overcome by 1)  the word of my testimony (documented, published and notarized), and 2) the blood of Jesus.  
Connie won’t quit whining and when I let her out she runs to the road and barks at nothing.  Very windy today.  The door just blew open all by itself.
I also dislike being pulled from the Spirit because it’s much harder to hear from God or to feel my angel.  Another reason I dislike leaving the Spirit is because it is much harder to see other humans as eternal creatures whose physical comfort matters little, in light of their long-term well-being.  I find it hard to be patient.  My heart starts palpitating and my tongue requires nipping.
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November 10, 2013

2:04 pm

“The family is tired.  Just give us back our family.”

Where is the church?  “When the foundations be destroyed, what can the righteous do?”

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November 9, 2013

9:24 am

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November 8, 2013

Love in action:

Sleeping Stranger Subway Picture On Q Train Defines Empathy And Is A Lesson In Being Good

See here:   http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/06/sleeping-stranger-subway-picture_n_4228826.html?icid=maing-grid7|main5|dl1|sec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D402644

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November 4, 2013

“There is a massive cover-up going on and those who are abusing children are being protected by the powers that be.”

“He warned me to keep my mouth shut. It left me a broken man. Any system that patronises this behaviour is corrupt, rotten to the core.”

More at:   http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/440846/Cover-up-over-VIPs-who-abuse-children-in-care

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November 3, 2013

“Teaching and preaching [as well as everything else in the Kingdom] MUST
be carried out in the power and unction of My Spirit [Who is the Spirit of wisdon
and revelation], alone. For even if someone had a “seeming degree of truth” in
their message, without the Holy Spirit it still remains an impartation of death and
darkness – without exception!”

More here:  http://jtlmin.com/DAILY%20EXHORTATIONS%202013/11%20November%202013/WPEXH1103.pdf

November 1, 2013

sex-scandal

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October 31, 2013

In my experience, men often let the fire go out.  I’m partly to blame, because I am consistent and they just expect I’ll do it.  Sometimes I quit.  Sometimes they don’t notice. (I’ve known a lot of men who are now gay.)

The end-time battle we’re all experiencing if not identifying, requires sustained combustion.    Women, at least those influenced by heart-issues, are not racehorses.  Good women are pack animals with occasional bursts of startling speed.  Listen to them.

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October 30, 2013

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How to Hear from God  Part V
          To hear from God you must first find him.  Psalm 100:4  “Enter into his gates with thanksgiving, and into his courts with praise.”  Where’s that?  Psalm 22:3  “But thou art holy, O thou that inhabitest the praises of Israel.”  Worship is the tabernacle of David.  HE’S IN THERE!  That’s the “secret place.”  You WORSHIP him and “the word is very nigh unto thee, in thy mouth, and in thy heart, that thou mayest do it.”  Deuteronomy 30:14   He’ll make you shiver with joy and he never criticizes.  He corrects though.  He breaks your heart all the time.  When you get into being alone with God in worship, Song of Solomon is a good book to read.
          He wants to talk to us.  When you wake up at night because your joints hurt, or because you got a pea under your mattress, GET UP AND TALK TO HIM.   Maybe he’s got something to say to you.  When you’re bored at a stoplight…talk to him.  “Lean not on your own understanding…in all thy ways acknowledge him!.  Isn’t that what He said to do?  Also, it really cuts the road-rage…
          “Tarry!”  “Tarry!”  He said it, he pleaded in the garden, “My soul is exceeding sorrowful, even unto death: tarry ye here, and watch with me.”  Matthew 26:38   “Be still and know that I am God.”  Let him be God, give him time to show up.  He’s always testing us.  Do you want to hear from him badly enough to turn off the TV?  He needs to know that, because he’s the righteous judge.
          Record what he says, bury it in your heart.  You’ll need it someday.  The reason the “devil is in the details” is because God is the details.  He gets everything right, and even if you don’t believe what he said at the time, later on you’ll be amazed.  It’s all about the miracles, the answers to prayer.  That’s where you get faith.  From hearing him and seeing him be right over and over.
          It is so very much more difficult to hear God if you have not received the Baptism of the Holy Ghost.  That’s why Satan is all over that “doctrine”.  The Baptism gives you the “rivers of living water” flowing through your every cell and vibration. Just tell God you’ll accept everything he has for you, trusting that a good dad gives good gifts.  Just roll with it.  Your body might move, your mouth might quote scripture you don’t remember, you may cry or laugh or sigh and puke.  (He kicks out demons like that sometimes.  Yeah.  You DO have some.)
          Call me up if you want to, you can’t shock me.  I didn’t have anybody to talk to all the years I was learning this stuff, and I know it’s disconcerting.  Do it now, things will become much more unusual.  Expect non-stop supernatural intervention in the world we perceive in the natural realm.  We must live in the spiritual reality of our changing paradigm.  I ask every day that God will raise me above the matrix so I can see the world through his eyes.  This practice has saved my life numerous times.  It encourages love for those who treat us badly, and allows us to remember that “we battle not against flesh and blood.”  We must know our enemy and not presume that “people” have done us wrong.
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10/14/13

Potential.  I love watching potential realized.  I love when Connie jumps up to the wall so she can…just observe more.  I love when people want to learn what they’re made of, just to see.  I have no respect for content people, or people who are most content when others don’t try.  I can’t stand when the hurdles are lowered, unless for shorter people.  I believe we must challenge everybody, all the time.  I can’t respect a person who never challenges himself.  I can’t respect many things I was told I should.  I choose to bestow my respect judiciously, and with much circumspection.  I respect few things I currently am, or currently do.  I respect my potential and I respect my commitment to seeing my potential change the world.  (John 14:12)

9/21/13

Often,  random choices yield ideas that become immediately pertinent.  This serendipity has saved my life.   It has also entertained me a lot.  I always ask that my choices and thoughts be ordained by my higher power, but synchonicity still surprises me.  He likes to surprise me.  I like being surprised.

Choosing to believe only what we understand is ignorant.  Choosing to believe what others say?  That’s anti-freedom, and hereby extinguished.  Choosing to believe what schools say is lazy.  Choosing to believe the whining of our own tortured egos is self-deception.  Choosing to believe anything is a crap shoot, yet we must.  The human machine is a belief-generator.  We can’t function without believing.

Caveman is hungry.  He believes that if he puts something organic into his mouth and mushes it up and takes it into his body…he will feel better.  I believe that if I get my misnamed “driver’s license” renewed, I will be happier under certain circumstances.  Dick Cheney believes that if he can find a way to remove every single person who called him ugly, he will like what he sees in the mirror.  My father believes he’s God.

We don’t get to choose many of our beliefs.  Hunger pangs are sated when we eat.  Fact.  If my license is valid, I will pay a smaller fine if my car is stopped by my uniformed employee who questions  human legitimacy.  These consequences are believed because they are predictable and logical.  Long-standing evidence supports my belief that if I transfer weight from my chair to my legs,  I will not fall down.  Although the basis for many of these nearly automatic beliefs derives from the false matrix of a fallen creation, we still do depend on them.  When we’re here.

Non-automatic beliefs exist in another realm.  The realm is spirit and Spirit.  Our beliefs matter.  We create our realm, and by doing so we fulfill the consequential requirements of the beliefs.  We’re all either creating post-zombie-wars with its hostilities and deprivations, or we are creating Eden.  The garden is within and it always was.

All choices matter.  Every gesture and decision will be evaluated.  Every choice is a wager.  The bets are far less important than their motives influenced by nuances of will and personal disposition.  The heart is judged, and the soul is led by clarity of purpose.  You know that.  Humans cannot maintain “clarity of purpose.”  (That’s why “mission creep” is ignored.)  The human soul left to itself will gravitate toward the position of maximum power.  You know this too.  Each individual must maintain his personal power to a point.   In the presence of another immortal-being-individual?   STAND DOWN.   The pack mentality is misunderstood.  Packs are submissive, and even Alphas respond to things humans have never heard.  Nature whispers.  Technology will increase the volume.

The establishment of the church on Earth will be an organic conflagration.  Like a burning peat bog, it will smolder and then burst into flames, as God wills.  The fire will be underneath our feet.  It has been there far longer than we realize.

How do we then choose what to believe?  I look for miracles, and I believe that’s the most logical choice from the scented bazaar of belief “systems” and “ideologies.”   You could literally “shop ’til you drop” and never find a belief that carries your shoes.

The pages go alphabetically and I couldn’t think of a title for:

BEST COMMENTS TO INANE POLITICAL ARTICLES and PUNDITS

August 19, 2013

Dear Father and Clive,

You seek to run this world.  You have done so.  Your daughters’ sexuality has been compromised.  This has not proven important enough to you, to instigate a  meeting with one who knows.  You’re in denial.
I am not privy to the details of your denial, whether it is regarding your personal culpability, or  whether your belief in God is false.   Either way, it won’t get you where you must go.  (If you don’t want to go to hell.) God is real, you fucked up and He took notes.  I got to write some of them down.

You messed with a very fine boy.  One of your own kind, boy-child. His mother was electronically/spiritually RAPED in his presence every day for years!  You did this!  You raped me, but also, you raped a young Christian boy.

Part of me wants to scream at “your” congregation!  I want to say LOOK AT THIS BULLSHIT!  Will you please look above the hymnal page?  That puny man in the pulpit is a failure!  You want to believe in a god like his?  Look who signs his paycheck!  Does Moneybags embody “love” and “forgiveness”?  YOU HEARD WHAT HE SAID ABOUT HIS OWN FAMILY!  He DID IT TO HIS OWN FAMILY!   HE is on the way to hell, same as those who suck his ass.

Hurting people sit in your “church” every week and expect a miracle.  Can you show them one?  I think not. If you believed in miracles, you’d be very different people.  Proverbs.  “The wicked flee when no man pursueth…but the righteous are as bold as lions.”  You’ve never seen how bold can be a lioness whose son has been perverted.   I also believe in miracles, and experience them every day.  Do you misogynistic men remember when I was one of yours?  I weighed 300 pounds!  You DESTROY PEOPLE!  AND YOU MAKE THEM PAY FOR IT!  You’re like the government!  (We become like that which we worship.)

I told my dad a year ago, that God was giving him more time to repent, and that I’d  not push the issue.  I’m getting pushy.  Clive, I’d thought you  not my business, since I spent those months fasting and praying about the falseness of  “your” “church”. God says otherwise.  He says you submit to him, or you go down.  He says I’m involved.

The church will explode.  I saw it years ago.  It can explode one of two ways.  It can explode when truth is exposed about you, and yours, and me, and mine.  (That would be pretty embarrassing.  But not for me. You embarrassed me pretty bad already.)  Or it can explode with GOD’S GLORY!  It can become a beacon of light and truth and it can take aim at the evil systems of the world!  It can CHANGE AMERICA!  I feel you guys like America just as it is.  I hope I’m wrong.  I hope I’m wrong every day of my life.  I’m not wrong very often.

One way or another, I’ll be free of your torment and insinuation.  I’ll be doing the work of Jesus, as He directs, and I’ll be loved.  Your fate is in your own hands.  I’ll forget you, when the dust clears.  Josh will be fine, and Isaac will be fine…and you will be forgotten.  It doesn’t have to end that way.  I’d much rather have exciting conversations with you both, absent the ubiquitous “earnest” looks pasted  where your faces should be, about things that would help us ALL BE HAPPY.  If you think you’re happy already, and don’t care about Margaret or Jim or Ruth, then OK.  Good-bye.

If you had faith, even the tiniest bit, you’d have those people well and proselytizing.  It would be organic.  You FORCE people to rejoice!  Pity.  “I will build my church.”  (Jesus)  You have laid your hands to a task that belongs to an unspeakably finer man.  You raped His bride. Y O U   R A P E D  His  B R I D E.

L
(PS-  Did I remember to say that you raped the bride of Jesus the Christ who is now amongst us?)

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6:52
8/11/13
I am so inept with computers!  I never know what’s going on.  I do have paper, still, and suppose I’ll always have an outlet for my thoughts.

Today I called Clive and my Dad murderers.  The irony was not the best part.  OK.  Pretty close.  Josh is working today!  I made his sandwich and will get him up in 27 minutes.  He’ll have an ham and cheese omelette before I drive him to my dad’s office.

Phone call:
Me:  Dad, Mom said you’re going to Escanaba today?
Dad:  …I don’t know what she said…
Me:  Dad, are you going to Escanaba today?
Dad:  Yes

I’ve never heard him answer a question without first thinking about a way to avoid it, or without dissembling with a smartass lie first.

CORRECTION:  6:34 pm  (8/12/13)   I called my father who has Josh with him somewhere between here and Escanaba and told him I go to bed very early and should I leave a plate out for Josh.  HE ANSWERED MY QUESTIONS WITHOUT LYING FIRST!  HE EVEN SAID JOSH HAD DONE A GOOD JOB!  I CRIED A LOT TODAY!

I told my dad once, I suppose you have it on video, that no woman has ever loved him like me.  He agreed. People miss a lot.  Me too.  I thought my dad and I would have to come to fisticuffs before this was over, but it seems he’s softening.  Ironic.  I’ve never had a face more “flint”.  And I asked for it.  I said, “Jesus, set my face like flint!  Do not allow me even one waver in this plan of yours that makes absolutely no sense to ME!”    I bet I said that a hundred times.  An hundred?

I am smarter than my father.  I told him not to be fearful about that possibility, a few months ago.  I was so very touched that he texted me.  I was in Florida, warehoused, alone, friendless, etc.  I thought we had something going on.  Then, I ASKED HIM FOR ADVICE.  He said, “go on ssi”.  I almost drove into the ditch, and I never do that.  HE WANTED A BAIL-OUT BECAUSE HE WAS WRONG ABOUT ME!  He tried so hard to make me “actually” be crazy!  HE HAD ME TAKE MY SHIRT OFF IN THE DRIVEWAY!  He told me, when I began to keep this place a THIRD of as nice-looking as he did, that I should not get, “Obsessive.”  The word just rolled off his tongue.  And, he’s not that well-educated…
He is so EASY!  He is the easiest of y’all.  I got a lot of numbers.  I got yours, probably.  I do not have those numerals belonging to every single individual person.  (Bet I could fake it, though.)

I have more numbers than I know what to do with.  I do not know what to do with all these numbers.  (With which I have to do.)  Eric counts my dimes for my beer.  I cannot add and talk at the same time.  I cannot count cribbage, so he always cheats.  Thing is, and I know I’m being redundant here, “I AM RIGHT.”  I do not venture any goodness of my own to attest for this FACT, but, as an impartial observer, (actually I’m leaning the other way.  I ALWAYS thought nothing I did would ever have value!  LOOK at who RAISED ME!)  So, as I take my OCD notes, I recognize that, more often than not, in spite of my DISBELIEF,    I am right.

Being RIGHT gives a person, even a person with unusually low self-esteem, a whole lot of confidence.  May I once again give my heartfelt thanks and mucho kudos to WHOEVER THE FUCK PAID THE BILL FOR Y’ALL TO WATCH MY EVERY MOVE!  Alexander.  Here’s to ya.  Robert?  If you ever get that stick out of your ass, I’ll be your best thing ever.  Clive, if you survive a year, I’ll bless your name.  Again.

Look how badly you fucked me over.  I had to run for CONGRESS before I felt worthy  to even  oppose GEORGE!  He’s NOT that scary, but I did everything he (couldn’t wouldn’t didn’t) say!  YOU BASTARDS!  You teach women to be what YOU WANT.  You do not teach them to be what GOD WANTS!  This is not OK.  You make shame of our bodies and our desires.  Then you drool over pictures of strangers.  YOU ARE RUINING MY WORLD!  (I hope this is not too prideful -sounding.  I think God wants ME RUNNING your world.  I hear things.)

I’m going to be leaving pretty soon; guess I said that before.  “Soon” is a fluid concept to Jesus, who doesn’t live within this cage of time, and He’s the one who said it.  I don’t know where I’m going, but I know who is going with me.  I need money, and you need to make reparation for your crime.  This is between you and God, but He knows you tried to kill me, and when that didn’t work, you tried to make me crazy, and when that didn’t work, you convinced my kids I was crazy, (that worked, you stole their FAITH IN JESUS) and when I got well INSTANTANEOUSLY AFTER BEING HACKED BY A MORAL ATHEIST you ignored me.  HUNDREDS of times, you ignored me.  Then I sued you in the COURT OF JESUS CHRIST, and you ignored me.  (You called one of my “witnesses”, though, didn’t you?)  THEN, we’re here now.  I NEED MONEY THAT I WOULD HAVE EARNED IF I HAD NOT BEEN TORTURED!  Gimme.

Love, L

(I can break the amount down according to the current Michigan rules of jurisprudence.  You could have the figure evaluated, but that would cost some money, and your affairs would be revealed.  That sucks.  Been there.  Why don’t you just call me instead?  906-291-1376)
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“Does anyone know how to cancel a bid on E-bay?     I put in a $7 bid for a ” Mickey Mouse Outfit” for my kid and now it seems I’m only nineteen minutes away from owning Obama’s entire Cabinet.”

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God  said that Isaac is right, sort of.  Isaac says, “Love is attention.”  God said, “Love is listening.”  That solved some problems for me.  Then He broke my heart by asking who I listened to.  I thought of children and the white-haired lady who goes to Connie’s.  I thought of the strangers in gas stations and the pissed-off Republicans.  I listen to everybody.  I didn’t know that was love.  Sometimes it feels like duty.  Sometimes it feels like I’m the only one available, and somebody has to do it. God said I did good.  He said I listened even when nobody else was willing.

My cousins may come here.  Maybe next week, or not at all.  Maybe the week after that.  My cousin’s daughter might come, or she might not.  Their brother could be along?  Maybe not.  I’m excited.  I said, “Will you stay here?  Not do the “Aunt Margaret” thing?”  I hope they decide to come.

OK, in the Spirit, I was asked some questions.  I felt I should answer them.

God also told me that my children have long considered things I never saw.  What I believed to be adoration on their part, was actually a form of guilt-repression.  They, as I, tried to idolize what they believed was worthy.  Believing and knowing are different things.  They suffer a dissonance, that will not exist in the Kingdom. Believing is not good enough for the Kingdom.  We must all know.  No school, nor any authority, “church” included, will be able to  suppress knowing.  The world has encouraged them to believe, and to choose their beliefs from a menu of unhealthy choices.  (I include the church, and it’s perversion of Bible-teaching on this list.)  The “church”, like government, rewards the wrong things.

I am retarded.  I am not crazy.  The things I know, I know with an intensity that others apparently do not feel.  The things I do not know, I am not even capable of recognizing.  This is a handicap that will not exist when the Kingdom is in full swing.  I will be able to draw upon the capabilities of all those who love me!  I will be able to do anything because I will be in love with everyone.  Loving everybody sounds rough, from these confines, but the only everyones who are left will be worthy…and few.  My responsibilities will be very small.

My parents are extremely small-minded people, considering the status they’ve obtained in this world.  (I do not use “attained”.)  I pity them.  I envy them, their command of numerical procession, but I pity them far more.  THEY TRIED TO KILL ME YET I WOULD NOT EVER, EVER WANT WHAT THEY THINK IS VALUABLE ENOUGH FOR WHICH TO KILL.  “Thank you Lord, that you grew me up with babysitters.”

Jesus asked me why I love Him.  I started with the present, and said I love Him especially right now, because of how he shielded me from all the crap that was being done to me.  Then I started thinking.  I know.  I know that I started loving him when I was 7 years old and left alone with two babies.  I wasn’t really alone, because He was there.  He paid “attention”.  He also listened.

Being listened to, was a strange experience for me.  It still is.  It’s strange and wonderful.  It seems to be happening more often, but I’m still astonished.  When God asked me to run for office, I couldn’t believe it.  Nobody had ever listened to me, at that point.  (Correction.  My father listened to me but it scared him.)  He was right to be afraid.  I am the polar opposite of him.  He needs me.

While my words to my father have often seemed, to me, to be unnecessary regurgitation of past events, this exercise has proven my salvation, and perhaps the salvation of others.  I did not choose to dig up old hurts for the purpose of harming my dad.  I remembered them as the Spirit gave utterance, and I dealt with them as a rational Spirit-led human adult.  My father’s reactions were childish, and trifling.  He ignored me to his own peril.  It is time to pay the piper.  This was not my doing.  I am retarded.

Your libido caught you with your pants down, eh Dad?  I am not responsible.  You are not either, unless you want it that way.  God has a plan for your life.  You ignored Him, just like you ignore me.  This is over.

Asia.  I keep hearing the word “ASIA”.  I have no details, but I grew up with porn on the tv.  You must get right with God.  Not my business.  God is my business.  You are not my business  AND   I am not yours.

Dad, I’ve said this before:  You do not get to choose who is permitted to have a life and who is not.
Clive, I’ve never said this to you:  You do not get to choose who is permitted to have a life and who is not.

If this is surprising to you, you should read the Bible.

OK, please consider.  If you had done what you did to a person less sold-out to God?

IT WOULD HAVE BEEN COLD-BLOODED MURDER WHAT YOU DID!

(God knows that.)

DO YOU BELIVE IN JESUS, THE CHRIST OR
DO YOU NOT?

Not my business.  You have things to do.  I take far too much of your time and you have to go talk about me now and all that.  I do not mean to get in the way of your life.  If that’s the life you want, I’ll not make a peep.

Yes        No

Clive:   Do you love Jesus more than your comfort?  (Such as it is)

Robert:  Do you love Jesus more than being right?  (As if you were)

(God’s tests get much harder.)

I require a man to stand up and tell the truth for me.  In my entire life, the only one who ever did was an atheist.  Selah.

L

PS-  I need some money even if you won‘t tell the truth.  I have to go to the city to talk about what was done to me.  I’d rather not take my car cross-country since it has 240,000 miles on it.  (Almost)  Thank you.

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