Genuine, all-American stupidity

8/25/15

5:05 pm

The top 10 most stunningly retarded things people really said to me in the past week

 

“If the Pentagon really had a secret space weapon, we would know about it.”

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8/18/15

9:10 am

Colorado health panel votes against will of the people and chief med director to keep vets drugged with pharmaceuticals instead of relieving PTSD with marijuana

Learn more: http://www.naturalnews.com/050824_PTSD_cannabis_medical_marijuana.html#ixzz3jAiSI5Sl

For a state where voters recently chose to run afoul of federal drug laws and “legalize” recreational marijuana, this one truly is a head-scratcher.

As reported by Reuters and other sources, Colorado health officials have just tossed a bid by medical pot advocates to place cannabis on the list of approved treatments for post-traumatic stress disorder, an ailment most commonly associated with military veterans.

That’s odd for a couple of reasons, not the least of which is because voters in Colorado (along with Washington State) approved a measure legalizing recreational marijuana use in 2012.

Learn more: http://www.naturalnews.com/050824_PTSD_cannabis_medical_marijuana.html#ixzz3jAi5dcmz

 

8/15/15

4:19 am

School, Police Chief Must Face Lawsuit Brought By Student Suspended For 10 Days For Tweeting ‘Actually, Yes’

The principal (Roman Pierskalla) called Sagehorn to the office and brought with him a fully-uniformed school police officer (Stephen Sarazin). Pierskalla told Sagehorn he was suspending him for five days for “damaging a teacher’s reputation.” To support his decision, he pulled a page out of the school policy manual that referred to “threatening, intimidating or assaulting a teacher, administrator or staff member.” Clearly, Sagehorn’s two-word tweet had performed none of these infractions.

A week later, Pierskalla talked to Sagehorn and his parents and told them he was extending the suspension another five days, giving them no reason for doing so. He further defended his unilateral extension by “getting angry” at Sagehorn’s parents for “questioning his authority.”

Read more at:   http://wchildblog.com/2015/08/14/school-police-chief-must-face-lawsuit-brought-by-student-suspended-for-10-days-for-tweeting-actually-yes/

 

8/13/15

9:42 am

Should’ve googled it first! BMW owns Alphabet.com and has no plans to sell it to Google’s new parent company

  • BMW owns a company called Alphabet and describes website as active
  • There are 103 trademarks using the word ‘alphabet’ or some variation
  • Google’s umbrella company does not own the @alphabet twitter handle
  • Larry Page and Sergey Brin announced shake-up in blog post on Monday  

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3195183/Should-ve-googled-BMW-owns-Alphabet-com-no-plans-sell-Google-s-new-parent-company.html#ixzz3ihbiL0N4
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8/8/15

7:38 pm

New York City bureaucrats fire government worker who died of cancer a year ago – for missing work

  • Medicaid eligibility specialist Geoffrey Toliver, 65, died in December 2014, 11 months after he had to stop work due to his illness
  • But the city’s Human Resources Administration moved to fire him this year
  • A judge approved the sacking when he did not turn up to the hearing
  • The father-of-three was earning $38,000 per year at the time of his death 

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3190363/NYC-fired-dead-worker-Geoffrey-Toliver-missed-18-months-work.html#ixzz3iGmTnaJD
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8/7/15

11:47 am

Virginia will begin recalling nearly 1,700 license plates that feature the Confederate flag

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7/29/15

5:42 am

Trump’s Got A Trump Card

 

7/24/15

7:24 am

Male Feminist: Men Who Enjoy BBQs Are Oppressing Women

Again I have to remind you – this is not an article out of the Onion, this is not a parody. This is yet another illustration of the ‘everything is sexist/racist’ mental illness that has infected public discourse thanks to social justice warriors.

 

In an article subtitled, “I’m a feminist. I’m a dude. And I hate that I love to grill,” Brogan writes how he’s, “Uncomfortable with the pleasure I take in something so conventionally masculine. “At such moments, I get the sense that I’ve fallen into a societal trap, one that reaffirms gender roles I’ve spent years trying to undo. The whole business feels retrograde, a relic of some earlier, less inclusive era.”

Read more here:   http://patriotrising.com/2015/07/23/male-feminist-men-who-enjoy-bbqs-are-oppressing-women/

 

7/20/15

9:42 pm

Twinkle Tush – A Bejeweled Accessory That Hides Your Cat’s Bare Derriere

 

See more at:   http://www.odditycentral.com/animals/twinkle-tush-a-bejeweled-accessory-that-hides-your-cats-bare-derriere.html

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7/13/15

7:48 pm

Woman, 60, is arrested for hitting her husband because he wouldn’t take down the Confederate flag from their home

  • Margaret Rae Carpenter, 60, and her husband, Larry, got into an argument
  • He put up a Confederate flag and Carpenter asked him to take down 
  • But he refused and Carpenter got angry and hit him leaving him bleeding
  • She was arrested on Saturday and charged with domestic battery
  • Carpenter was released on Sunday afternoon according to jail records 

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3159804/Woman-60-arrested-hitting-husband-wouldn-t-Confederate-flag-home.html#ixzz3fontKAZD
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7/10/15

9:04 am

Democrats Want to Ban Words ‘Husband’ and ‘Wife’


Read more at http://investmentwatchblog.com/democrats-want-to-ban-words-husband-and-wife/#rXG7qjOlZcYovJIY.99

 

7/6/15

5:54 pm

 

7/5/15

9:40 am

”I’m not the type to have them in my house – the security at the front of my house might but not in my house. I truly honestly believe we don’t have strict enough gun control laws and it would change a lot.”  (Kim Kardashian)

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7/1/15

9:04 am

Boneheads in the News: ShopLifting Florida Mom Gets Away with $500 Goods But Forgets Her Children in the Store

See more at:   https://buffalohair.wordpress.com/2015/07/01/boneheads-in-the-news-shoplifting-florida-mom-gets-away-with-500-goods-but-forgets-her-children-in-the-store/

 

6/26/15

11:08 am

Nearly 200 schools are named for Confederate leaders. Is it time to rename them says officials…


The backlash against public use of Confederate flags has built quickly since nine parishioners were gunned down inside a South Carolina church last week.

Alabama removed the flag from its state capitol grounds Wednesday, and political leaders in Virginia, Maryland, Tennessee and North Carolina have moved to remove Confederate flag symbols from their state license plates. Wal-Mart, Amazon, Sears and eBay all have said they will stop selling the Confederate battle flag, viewed by many people as a symbol of racism and slavery.


Read more at http://investmentwatchblog.com/nearly-200-schools-are-named-for-confederate-leaders-is-it-time-to-rename-them-says-officials/#URXuHwsku5HXyoGu.99

 

6/25/15

9:43 am

IRS employees can use ‘password’ as a password? No wonder we get hacked

Why should anyone trust what the US government says on cybersecurity when they can’t secure the systems they have full control over?

Read more at:   http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/jun/24/irs-employees-password-no-wonder-we-get-hacked

 

6/24/15

4:15 pm

On April 17, a legally armed Uber driver in Chicago stopped what likely would have been a mass shooting.

Everardo Custodio opened fire into a crowd of people on a busy Friday night in Logan Square.

The Uber driver, a 47-year-old resident of Little Italy, has a concealed carry permit. He pulled out a handgun and fired six shots at Everardo Custodio, hitting him several times, according to court records.

– See more at: http://www.thedailysheeple.com/uber-driver-stops-mass-shooter-company-responds-with-gun-ban_062015#sthash.c3hRf00v.dpuf

 

6/21/15

9:21 pm

‘That is one of the filthiest, most derogatory and sinful uses of the Lord’s name I can think of’: Women who cry out God’s name during sex should be jailed, pastor says

  • Dr John Hagee, founder and senior pastor at Cornerstone Church in San Antonio, said blasphemy doesn’t get enough attention
  • He pointed to sections of the Bible in which the book denounced the taking of God’s name in vain
  • He said ‘there is no greater sin in terms of wrongly using God’s name’ than when a woman uses it while having sex
  • Hagee did not explain what the punishment, if any, would be for men using the Lord’s name in the same situation 

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3133377/John-Hagee-Cornerstone-Church-says-women-cry-God-s-sex-jailed.html#ixzz3dkXMYMYx
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6/15/15

7:11 am

Obama Supporters Sign Petition to NUKE CHINA in Response to Hacking of U.S. Computers!

If somebody with a clipboard asked my Baptist family the same question…inserting a REPUBLICAN name for Obama’s…I wonder if they’d sign?  They LOVE wars.


Read more at http://investmentwatchblog.com/obama-supporters-sign-petition-to-nuke-china-in-response-to-hacking-of-u-s-computers/#GrXhSi33V8fHJiE2.99

 

6/14/15

11:31 am

Woman Jailed For Not Returning Video in 2005

The South Carolina woman spent a night in jail last week for failing to return a video she rented — in 2005.
It was a VHS tape. Of a Jennifer Lopez movie.
Finley, 27, was arrested Thursday in Pickens County, South Carolina, on a misdemeanor charge of failure to return the video, according to CNN affiliate WYFF-TV.

 

6/12/15

2:32 pm

Ex-Gitmo inmate stopped from boarding flight to Montreal that overflies U.S.

Mourad Benchellali, who addresses youth groups in Europe in a bid to dissuade them from joining the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS) or other groups waging holy war in Syria and Iraq, was not allowed to board the Air Transat flight from Lyon to Montreal.

Air Transat said because the flight flies through U.S. airspace its personnel had to, and applied the provisions of a U.S. security program known as Secure Flight — a program that checks passengers against the U.S. No Fly list.

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10:03 am

Mark Dice Sparks International Incident Between Russia and U.S. Over Prank “Nuke Russia” Petition


Read more at http://investmentwatchblog.com/mark-dice-sparks-international-incident-between-russia-and-u-s-over-prank-nuke-russia-petition/#bSf6MIVzvhrxMPV4.99

 

6/8/15

8:56 am

Obama Supporters Sign Petition to NUKE RUSSIA so America will Stay World’s Superpower


Read more at http://investmentwatchblog.com/obama-supporters-sign-petition-to-nuke-russia-so-america-will-stay-worlds-superpower/#F27zVzy4pIawB5LS.99

 

6/1/15

8:49 pm

Americans are dumber than ever before. Here’s the shocking proof…
Read more at http://investmentwatchblog.com/americans-are-dumber-than-ever-before-heres-the-shocking-proof/#419HEw08wGcpBTxA.99

6:22 am

Christie Condemns “Civil Liberties Extremists”, Argues To Maintain NSA Surveillance In NH Speech

“They want you to think that there’s a government agent listening in every time you pick up the phone or Skype with your grandkids,” Christie continued. “They want you to think the intelligence community are the bad guys, straight out of the Bourne Identity or some other Hollywood thriller. And they want you to think that if we weakened our capabilities, the rest of the world would somehow love us more.”


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5/31/15

5:47 am

Naked Body Scanner Lobbyist Now Has Control Over TSA’s Budget In Congress

Romig’s record indicates that he actively lobbied Congress on “aviation, port and border security,” in addition to “budget and appropriation.” Just by coincidence, these are the very areas he will now oversee on the Homeland Security Subcommittee.

‘Conflict of interest’ does not seems to be a phrase that Congress has much time for.

At the height of it’s push to win government business, Rapiscan Systems spent over a quarter of a million dollar per year lobbying for contracts just with the TSA.

Read more here:   http://12160.info/page/naked-body-scanner-lobbyist-now-has-control-over-tsa-s-budget-in-

5/30/15

4:10 pm

Feminists Enraged Over This Statue; Can You See Why?

Seriously. Here’s the actual statue and the claim of misogyny:

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5/27/15

5:46 pm

Police Chief Who Tortured Adopted Children Gets Weekends-Only Prison Term

Former police chief Richard Burton of Habersham County, Georgia and his wife Cheryle Burton faced 28 counts of child cruelty, including molestation, and yet they will only be serving 25 weekends in prison for their heinous crimes – admittedly because he was a cop.

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10:34 am

OUR DUMBED DOWN PUBLIC: People Think Monsanto Is A Carpet Company – Anthony Gucciardi
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5/25/15

11:18 am

Why most Americans should not be allowed to vote or leave their country: Stupid Americans answering about the World and Geography (5:48)

5/17/15

4:53 pm

Hillary Clinton Supporters Actually Don’t Support Hillary

In this video Luke Rudkowski and Mark Dice team up to show everyone how Hillary Clinton supporters actually do not even know why they are supporting her. Luke and Mark give made up policies or the complete opposite of Hillarys actions to see if people really know who Hillary Clinton is.

Read more at http://investmentwatchblog.com/hillary-clinton-supporters-actually-dont-support-hillary/#oUy6gKxlpyzBtky5.99

5/16/15

10:15 m

8TH GRADER ARRESTED, THREATENED WITH BEATINGS AND HELD FOR 6 DAYS IN JAIL – FOR THROWING SKITTLES

The boy had allegedly thrown the candy on a school bus the previous day. A report from Vocativ states:

“The following day, as the boy was taking a social studies test, a police officer assigned to the school handcuffed him, dragged him out of class and arrested him. He was charged with “interference with an educational facility” and battery.

As the officer led the handcuffed teenager out of the school, both students and faculty heard him threaten to “beat the f*** out of [the boy],” or to have his son, who is about the same age, do it for him. The student, who is African-American, spent six days in a juvenile detention facility before seeing a judge, whose first comment was: “Am I to get this right? Are we really here about Skittles?”

Read more at:   http://www.blacklistednews.com/8th_Grader_Arrested%2C_Threatened_with_Beatings_and_Held_for_6_Days_in_Jail_%E2%80%93_For_Throwing_Skittles/43954/0/38/38/Y/M.html

5/15/15

2:52 am

Fart Sniffing Wearable Device Monitors Flatulence, Alerts Smartphone about Passing Gas
Read more at http://investmentwatchblog.com/fart-sniffing-wearable-device-monitors-flatulence-alerts-smartphone-about-passing-gas/#PbyX8xlAG6i6FxHS.99

5/13/15

‘Nuclear war our likely future’: Russia & China won’t accept US hegemony, Reagan official warns

The White House is determined to block the rise of the key nuclear-armed nations, Russia and China, neither of whom will join the “world’s acceptance of Washington’s hegemony,” says head of the Institute for Political Economy, Paul Craig Roberts.

The former US assistant secretary of the Treasury for economic policy, Dr Paul Craig Roberts, has written on his blog that Beijing is currently “confronted with the Pivot to Asia and the construction of new US naval and air bases to ensure Washington’s control of the South China Sea, now defined as an area of American National Interests.”

See more here:   http://rt.com/news/257841-russia-china-us-hegemony/

5/12/15

5:00 pm

Texas veteran imprisoned for 35 days for refusing to surrender his Facebook password; fed donuts and insulin injections

Texas entrepreneur and U.S. Army veteran Jeremy Alcede has been imprisoned for 35 days (and counting) over his refusal to turn over his Facebook account password as part of a business bankruptcy court order. Federal bankruptcy Judge Jeff Bohm of the Southern District of Texas ordered Alcede thrown in jail for an indefinite period of time until he surrenders his Facebook account password, potentially creating a dangerous precedent that threatens the privacy and control of all our social media accounts.

Learn more: http://www.naturalnews.com/049681_Jeremy_Alcede_Facebook_password_human_rights.html#ixzz3ZxaiDPU4

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5/8/15

5:30 pm

HEMP IN THE NEWS: Why hemp is illegal to grow in most of the United States – it would undermine too many corporate industry monopolies

Hemp prohibition actually has NOTHING to do with drugs. Industrial hemp has no value for drug use. There is a DNA distinction between hemp and marijuana. To the untrained eye, hemp resembles marijuana; however, the distinction can be made through certified seeds and licensing. It’s rather simple. In North Dakota, with a permit from the DEA and a criminal background check, farmers can now legally grow industrial hemp.

See at:   https://naturalnewstracker.wordpress.com/2015/05/06/hemp-in-the-news-why-hemp-is-illegal-to-grow-in-most-of-the-united-states-it-would-undermine-too-many-corporate-industry-monopolies/

5/6/15

4:33 am

Cringeworthy moment The Price is Right awarded a contestant in a wheelchair with a treadmill

  • Danielle Perez, of Los Angeles, lost her legs in an accident in 2004
  • On an episode of Price is Right the comedian won a treadmill, sauna, Nike fitness band and an iPad
  • She said everyone seemed ‘genuinely excited’ that she won the treadmill
  • She said ‘it was so funny’ and that she had ‘such a good time’ on the show
  • Perez laughed about the win and made several jokes on Twitter

Perez, who lost her legs in an accident in 2004, posted a photo of herself on the show to Twitter with the caption, ‘When you win a treadmill on national TV but you have no feet’.

See more at:   http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3069624/Price-Right-contestant-Danielle-Perez-wins-treadmill-s-wheelchair-bound.html

5/5/15

1:52 pm

Sheriff Shoots Real Estate Agent as She Shows House, Then Walks Away Because “He’s the Sheriff”

Clayton County Sheriff, Victor Hill, has not been charged with a crime and was allowed to leave the scene after shooting a woman in the stomach on Sunday.

According to Gwinnett County Police Sgt. Brian Doan, Hill accidentally shot a woman at a model home located at 2567 Britt Trail Drive in Lawrenceville at around 7 p.m. Sunday.

The woman Hill shot is in critical condition at Gwinnett Medical Center. She was the real estate agent who was showing the home. How someone can “accidentally” shoot a woman as she shows a house remains a mystery.

-To top this off, Hill was re-elected to his position as sheriff while he was facing 37 charges of corruption. After his re-election, he was acquitted on all charges.

– See more at: http://www.thedailysheeple.com/sheriff-shoots-real-estate-agent-as-she-shows-house-then-walks-away-because-hes-the-sheriff_052015#sthash.qyeuAu4Z.dpuf

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4/29/15

1:39 pm

The Raisin Administrative Committee Strikes Back!

“Raisin Administrative Committee” (RAC).

This intrepid bureaucracy, with an annual budget of around $5 million, came into being in 1949. It performs the indispensible task of administering a “price stabilization” program to ensure that raisin prices don’t fall too low. After all, we wouldn’t want to risk letting the free market decide how much raisins should sell for, would we?

A free market in raisins was such a grave threat to the US economy that the RAC originally fined Horne $650,000, now over $1.5 million, for not permitting it to confiscate nearly half his raisin crop. Horne appealed the fine, and for the last decade, the case has bounced up and down through the federal court system. The case is now before the Supreme Court

So THAT’S why the Supreme Court is too busy to look at issues that do not involve creating judicial justification for government theft.  What a filthy waste of resources.

Read more at:   http://www.nestmann.com/the-raisin-administrative-committee-strikes-back#.VUEMw1U4nTZ

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